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Sound Your Best with the FunPhone Voice Enhancing Spray

Keep your vocal chords in tip-top shape with this handy atomizer spray! Similar to products used by baseball announcers and Labor Day Telethon volunteers for years, now available to the public for the first time from FunPhone.com!

Not just another throat spray, far more than a breath freshener, our exclusive blend of exotic herbs and spices is mixed with just the right amount of honey and other natural lubricants to make your FunPhone call go through loud and clear. Choice of Wild Cherry, Artificial Grape, Pistachio, Chocolate Milk, Green Tea, Bourbon, Clam* or Wintergreen flavors. Available in 3 ounce [$19.95] or 6 ounce [$39.95] spray bottles. And try our Voice Enhancer Lite, over 50% less saturated fat than the regular version!

Item #FF910762-TS

*Not suitable for indiviudals with allergies to shellfish. Consult a physician before using this product. Discontinue use of this product if you experience blurred vision, cramps, diarrhea or chest pain. May contain ma huang and/or FD&C Yellow No 5. Do not use this product while smoking cigarettes. Not a cure for halitosis.

FunPhone Prepaid Calling Cards - The Most Fun You Can Have at a Pay Phone!

For those times when you absolutely have to be away from your PC!
FunPhone PrePaid Cards give you the freedom to call across town or across the country without needing a pocketful of change. And, they make an ideal gift! Select from 30, 60 or 120 minute cards.
FunPhone PrePaid Cards are easy to use -- and they never expire! Carry one in your wallet. Put one in your kid's backpack. Slip them into birthday, holiday and anniversary cards.
FunPhone PrePaid Cards come with 30, 60 or 120 minutes of domestic calling time -- just indicate how many minutes you'd like.* You always know how much you're spending...and there are never any surprising bills to pay!

* Minute denominations shown are based on U.S. minutes. Call times are rounded up to the next full minute. International rates vary and are subject to change. A surcharge will apply to calls made from pay phones. Not all fragrances available in all denominations.

And, FunPhone Prepaid Calling Cards help stamp out those raunchy pay phone odors, too! The only phone cards with Scratch and Sniff!
Choose a FunPhone Fragrance for your cards from the following categories:
Fame: Bogie & Bacall, Fred & Ginger, Lucy & Ricky, Melanie & Antonio
Faraway Places: Night in Istanbul, Low Tide on the Veneto, Hollywood & Vine, Dusk on the Veldt, Ivy League Saturday
Food & Drink: Szechuan Beef, Absinthe, Bratwurst & Beer, Blackened Sea-bass, Beignet & Coffee

Prices: 30 minutes - $9.95 - 60 minutes - $18.95 - 120 minutes - $34.95

Keep Your FunPhone Calls Loud and Clear with our Sonic Harmonizer Hood (SHH)
Get the most from your FunPhone experience! The low-level ambient noise of everyday life, like air conditioners, dishwashers, children or pets can really degrade the quality of your FunPhone connection.

Why not secure the privacy and quality of all your FunPhone calls, with the addition of the FunPhone Sonic Harmonizer Hood (SHH)?
Each SHH unit is made in the U.S.A. and consists of three layers of space age polycarbons: a solid, impenetrable outer layer that will deflect all external noises, and an inner layer that will focus and harmonize the sound waves of your voice to give you a fuller, richer, more natural sound. (We think the middle layer is just there to hold the outer layer to the inner layer, but the engineers won't tell us.) No matter how big or small your monitor, FunPhone has a SHH to fit, and our wide range of color and design choices ensures that your SHH will be a welcome addition to any room in your house!
Installation of the SHH is so simple even a child can do it! Simply spread a small amount of epoxy glue (not included) on the top of your monitor, place the SHH in position, tape it down while the adhesive is drying, and your SHHis permanently installed on your monitor! Once installed on your monitor, simply speak into the opening, and FunPhone will operate just as intended.
Available in Many Designer Styles:
Regal Red (shown), Mustang Blue, Cougar Brown, Roadrunner Yellow, Stingray Gray, Pinto Metalflake Green, Cobra Black, Probe Pink, Continental White.
Designs:
Pink & Green Ponies with Rainbows; Popcorn, Soda, & Candy Bars; Bones, Chains, & Blood; Creatures From the Sea; Utensils of Love; Giant Flying Reptiles From Another Planet; Antique Furniture; Potpourri.

Monitors 17" and below, $29.95. 17" and above, $39.95

Away From Your PC? Call From Anywhere With The FunPhone VoiceWatch!

We took the amazing FunPhone technology that lets you talk from your PC, and put it in this precision Swiss timepiece! Make phone calls from anywhere. No buttons to push, just say the number you want to call, and you're connected!

Micro-wireless Modem

Total Voice Control with VocaSynth^Ž Speech Recognition Software

27 Jewel Quartz Movement

Hypoallergenic Brushed Stainless Steel Case & Band

Zumbrunnen Lithium Batteries will "last a lifetime"

5 Year Limited Warranty

The Perfect Gift! Only $695! Order Now and Save!

Available: Fall 1999 (Pending FCC Approval)

Help Stamp Out Organ Theft
with KidneyID^Ž

You've heard the stories: you're away on a business trip, alone in a bar, an attractive woman asks if she can join you, and the next thing you know, it's two days later and you're waking up in bathtub full of ice, minus 50% of your renal capacity!
Now you can protect your kidneys (and many other vital organs) with Kidney ID^Ž! A tiny microchip with a unique identifying number and a FunPhone transmitter is embedded beneath the cortical tissue of each kidney in a painless outpatient procedure. Plus, a discreet yet no-nonsense warning tattoo is placed on your lower back as a visible deterrent to scalpel-wielding thieves. Participating law-enforcement departments are able to "ping" your kidneys, and often locate them within minutes of any reported loss.
Over 80% of stolen organs that have KidneyID are recovered!

Installation: $1,995.00 - Monthly monitoring charges start from as low as $29.95

FunPhone Software presents: NannyBuster^Ž

Kids! We know what you're looking for on the internet! Sex, nudity and violence, maybe drugs and gambling too, right? Don't let some uptight adult spoil your fun with one of those dumb site-blocking programs! Nanny-Buster^Ž software will let you climb quietly out the window and off to play with the big boys and girls, while your folks think you're still tucked up safe in your room (if you catch our drift!). You have a constitutional right to look at celebrity nudes and learn how to make weapons of mass destruction, just like grown-ups. Whatever lame old Baby-sitting, Surf-watching or Chaperoning program Mom and Dad install, our software engineers have figured out a way around it. Nanny-Buster^Ž skips past filtering lists, zaps site blockers and leaves access logs totally blank. Plus, we guarantee that no parent will ever know this program is running! Sure, it's expensive at $149, but why not charge it to dad's credit card? We'll even make the charge look like dinner at a local restaurant, the old man will never figure it out. Join the thousands of kids who say, "Thanks, Nanny-Buster!" every time they log on.

Put an End to the Heartache of Rodent Lawn Damage with GOPHER-B-GONE^Ž!

FunPhone brings a revolutionary solution to the age-old problem of burrowing pests such as moles and gophers. Simply connect the Gopher-B-Gone cables to your PC, and place the Gophersonic^Ž spikes in your lawn. Each time you make a call using FunPhone, your Gopher-B-Gone will emit short, high frequency blasts of ultra-sound - inaudible to you and your pets - that disrupts the nervous systems of these pests and sends them scurrying away for good! Each unit protects about 400 sq, yds.
(Please specify serial or USB connection. Sorry, not available for Macintosh or UNIX.)

Set of 3 Gophersonic Spikes, complete with Controller Unit and Connector Cables, only $139.95

The Summer Camp That Makes A Difference!
Coed, Ages 8 though 16 - Over 40 Course Offerings, including:
Acting - Telephone Etiquette - PC Repair - Rocketry - Biology - Accounting - Animal Husbandry - Paint-ball - Electronic Surveillance - Fishing (We are Famous for our Weekly Walleye Contest!) - Web Design - Whitewater Kayaking - Wilderness Survival - Computer/Telephony Integration - Horseback Riding - Go-karts

Nestled on 200 acres by beautiful Lake Sakawaska, just 7 hours from NYC, the rustic cabins of Camp FunPhone are home to a high-tech outpost of outdoor and indoor adventure! Traditional camping activities are mixed with the latest in voice and data communications technology, all with the aim of fostering independence and a positive self-image. Camp "Kommandants" Jeff & Brad have been picking ticks off little brats like yours since 1981. 4, 8 and 16 week programs available.

Camp FunPhone is a non-competetive, non-sexist environment. ADD/ADHD Welcome. Resident doctor, 3 nurses. Kosher and weight-reduction plans available.

FunPhone Prepaid Calling Cards - The Most Fun You Can Have at a Pay Phone!
For those times when you absolutely have to be away from your PC! FunPhone PrePaid Cards give you the freedom to call across town or across the country without needing a pocketful of change. And, they make an ideal gift! Select from 30, 60 or 120 minute cards. FunPhone PrePaid Cards are easy to use -- and they never expire! Carry one in your wallet. Put one in your kid's backpack. Slip them into birthday, holiday and anniversary cards. FunPhone PrePaid Cards come with 30, 60 or 120 minutes of domestic calling time -- just indicate how many minutes you'd like.* You always know how much you're spending...and there are never any surprising bills to pay!

* Minute denominations shown are based on U.S. minutes. Call times are rounded up to the next full minute. International rates vary and are subject to change. A surcharge will apply to calls made from pay phones. Not all fragrances available in all denominations. And, FunPhone Prepaid Calling Cards help stamp out those raunchy pay phone odors, too! The only phone cards with Scratch and Sniff! Choose a FunPhone Fragrance for your cards from the following categories: Fame: Bogie & Bacall, Fred & Ginger, Lucy & Ricky, Melanie & Antonio Faraway Places: Night in Istanbul, Low Tide on the Veneto, Hollywood & Vine, Dusk on the Veldt, Ivy League Saturday Food & Drink: Szechuan Beef, Absinthe, Bratwurst & Beer, Blackened Sea-bass, Beignet & Coffee
Prices: 30 minutes - $9.95 - 60 minutes - $18.95 - 120 minutes - $34.95

Keep Your FunPhone Calls Loud and Clear with our Sonic Harmonizer Hood (SHH) Get the most from your FunPhone experience! The low-level ambient noise of everyday life, like air conditioners, dishwashers, children or pets can really degrade the quality of your FunPhone connection.
Why not secure the privacy and quality of all your FunPhone calls, with the addition of the FunPhone Sonic Harmonizer Hood (SHH)? Each SHH unit is made in the U.S.A. and consists of three layers of space age polycarbons: a solid, impenetrable outer layer that will deflect all external noises, and an inner layer that will focus and harmonize the sound waves of your voice to give you a fuller, richer, more natural sound. (We think the middle layer is just there to hold the outer layer to the inner layer, but the engineers won't tell us.) No matter how big or small your monitor, FunPhone has a SHH to fit, and our wide range of color and design choices ensures that your SHH will be a welcome addition to any room in your house! Installation of the SHH is so simple even a child can do it! Simply spread a small amount of epoxy glue (not included) on the top of your monitor, place the SHH in position, tape it down while the adhesive is drying, and your SHHis permanently installed on your monitor! Once installed on your monitor, simply speak into the opening, and FunPhone will operate just as intended. Available in Many Designer Styles: Regal Red (shown), Mustang Blue, Cougar Brown, Roadrunner Yellow, Stingray Gray, Pinto Metalflake Green, Cobra Black, Probe Pink, Continental White. Designs: Pink & Green Ponies with Rainbows; Popcorn, Soda, & Candy Bars; Bones, Chains, & Blood; Creatures From the Sea; Utensils of Love; Giant Flying Reptiles From Another Planet; Antique Furniture; Potpourri.
	Monitors 17" and below, $29.95. 17" and above, $39.95

	Help Stamp Out Organ Theft with KidneyID^Ž
You've heard the stories: you're away on a business trip, alone in a bar, an attractive woman asks if she can join you, and the next thing you know, it's two days later and you're waking up in bathtub full of ice, minus 50% of your renal capacity! Now you can protect your kidneys (and many other vital organs) with Kidney ID^Ž! A tiny microchip with a unique identifying number and a FunPhone transmitter is embedded beneath the cortical tissue of each kidney in a painless outpatient procedure. Plus, a discreet yet no-nonsense warning tattoo is placed on your lower back as a visible deterrent to scalpel-wielding thieves. Participating law-enforcement departments are able to "ping" your kidneys, and often locate them within minutes of any reported loss. Over 80% of stolen organs that have KidneyID are recovered!
Installation: $1,995.00 - Monthly monitoring charges start from as low as $29.95

FunPhone Software presents: NannyBuster^Ž
	Kids! We know what you're looking for on the internet! Sex, nudity and violence, maybe drugs and gambling too, right? Don't let some uptight adult spoil your fun with one of those dumb site-blocking programs! Nanny-Buster^Ž software will let you climb quietly out the window and off to play with the big boys and girls, while your folks think you're still tucked up safe in your room (if you catch our drift!). You have a constitutional right to look at celebrity nudes and learn how to make weapons of mass destruction, just like grown-ups. Whatever lame old Baby-sitting, Surf-watching or Chaperoning program Mom and Dad install, our software engineers have figured out a way around it. Nanny-Buster^Ž skips past filtering lists, zaps site blockers and leaves access logs totally blank. Plus, we guarantee that no parent will ever know this program is running! Sure, it's expensive at $149, but why not charge it to dad's credit card? We'll even make the charge look like dinner at a local restaurant, the old man will never figure it out. Join the thousands of kids who say, "Thanks, Nanny-Buster!" every time they log on.

Put an End to the Heartache of Rodent Lawn Damage with GOPHER-B-GONE^Ž!
FunPhone brings a revolutionary solution to the age-old problem of burrowing pests such as moles and gophers. Simply connect the Gopher-B-Gone cables to your PC, and place the Gophersonic^Ž spikes in your lawn. Each time you make a call using FunPhone, your Gopher-B-Gone will emit short, high frequency blasts of ultra-sound - inaudible to you and your pets - that disrupts the nervous systems of these pests and sends them scurrying away for good! Each unit protects about 400 sq, yds. (Please specify serial or USB connection. Sorry, not available for Macintosh or UNIX.)
Set of 3 Gophersonic Spikes, complete with Controller Unit and Connector Cables, only $139.95